To commiserate the last day of spring break, Johnny got the chickenpox. He woke up screaming in the middle of the night, his forehead on fire and eyes plastered shut with green gunk. It was terrifying to see him like that. We rocked him, tried to wipe his eyes, gave him Infant Advil, some water, and a banana.
“Ride it out,” said our pediatrician, as the red bumps continued to spread across his body and face.
After several days of this, I finally let myself cry, while Johnny lay asleep in his crib. I thought about how hard this was—to experience my little boy experiencing pain—it made me feel raw inside and guilty and powerless.
“He’ll be okay,” Dave said, always able to see the bright side. “Babies get sick,” he added, which was the truth. Not my baby, I wanted to say, because secretly I thought a good mother would never let this happen.
The next day Johnny was in good spirits. He rummaged around the kitchen cabinets for stray Tupperware and chased our cat, occasionally stopping to pinch at his skin. I took him outside for some fresh air and he pushed his little blue wagon down the block, searching for interesting objects. He came across a small rock, grabbing at it with such glee you would think he had just stumped upon a rare crystal. He held it up to the sky for a few seconds, admiring the cracks and specks of dirt. Then as if to say, life is good mama, he looked at me through crusty eyes and smiled.
Johnny on day 5 of the chickenpox, having a good laugh with our cat, Tuna Melt.
One of the things I love about Johnny is that he has no concept of other people’s stuff. For example, if it were up to him, he would spend all day examining our neighbor’s screen door and rooting through their recycling. He would pick up the broom they left on their porch and walk halfway down the block with it, dropping it there for someone else to play with.
It’s beautiful really—a world without “theirs” and “ours.” He does not see the boxes we use to separate our lives, both physical and imaginary, or the walls we put up. Instead everything is fluid and bleeding peacefully into everything else. It reminds me of John Lennon imagining no possessions, all the people sharing all the world.
It will be a sad day when Johnny learns the word “mine” or when he comes to realize that most of the world (other people’s stuff) is off-limits. Of course, this is all inevitable. But at least this time did exist—for all of us at one point—this hiccup in space when there was no difference in our minds between where we end and where the universe begins.
Johnny and Teddy Bear as one.
You know it’s been a hard week when you wind up wanting to tell an absolute stranger in Kmart to go f**k himself. It started off friendly enough. “Looks like you got your hands full,” the older gentleman chuckled as I walked down the aisle carrying Johnny in one arm (who is now approaching thirty pounds) and maneuvering my squeaky cart with the other. Johnny recently decided that he will not ride in a grocery cart unless I keep it moving at all times, which I usually try and fail at. Today we made it to the lotion aisle before I broke stride (hesitating between jasmine or lavender) and he started to scream.
I don’t mind the looks-like-you-got-your-hands-full comment, which I get quite frequently when in public. Sure it states the obvious, which is annoying, but at least it validates the challenge of going about life at times like a human chariot. So there we were, Johnny in one arm, me with sweat running down my back wishing I had worn a tank top, and the stranger followed up his comment with…
“You just wait.”
Did I mention that I had spent the morning changing three poopy diapers, scraping Johnny’s breakfast off the floor, and was now attempting to lift my spirits by buying scented lotion and Cadbury Cream Eggs from Kmart? I get it, the man was joking. And he was referring to all the potentially horrible things to look forward to down the road—drunk driving, teen pregnancy, peer pressure, drugs, etc. But really, why remind me of this now? Don’t you see the food stains on my shirt? The tangled hair? My tired mother eyes?
Right now I need to believe what many people have told me—many very, very smart people—that the first five years are the hardest. Yes, I choose to believe this. I need to believe this.
“No,” I heard myself telling the older gentleman, “things will get easier.” Then I forced a smile, knowing that he meant well. He chuckled again and I rushed off, my arm burning underneath Johnny’s weight, cart flying out in front, nearly knocking over a tower of chocolate bunnies.
Thanks to my dad, Johnny recently discovered the joy of climbing into holes at the beach. For his first hole (dug enthusiastically out of the sand with a bucket) the little guy approached it the same way he does the playground slide—headfirst before his mama can slow him down. Once inside, he sprawled out, grinning with a mouth full of sand.
That day his papa also taught him how to create a sand castle. “Like this—pat, pat, pat,” my dad instructed as he packed wet sand into a plastic bucket. And just as the castle was being revealed, Johnny destroyed it, making my dad howl with laughter.
It was an important day, the kind that later feels like sand slipping through my fingers. The same weekend I held onto Johnny’s tiny lock of hair after his first haircut and thought for an instant, I could save this. Time actually froze as I thought this, sand hanging midair in an hour glass. But I knew this couldn’t be and that Johnny wouldn’t want it to be. So I looked up at the trees, opened my palm, and let the wind carry away from me those beautiful strands.
Johnny’s first beach hole – with his papa mike.
January was a big month—Johnny started walking and I went back to school to become a licensed marriage and family therapist. I keep reminding myself of the Lao-tzu saying: “a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” For Johnny, it’s literally a first step, towards more participation in life and love and all that mysterious energy outside of his mama’s arms. Each day he goes further and faster. He walks wobbly and excited like a drunk person who just won the lottery.
I walk slowly, humbled and thrilled to be back in school. This path is something I always wanted to take but never felt brave enough. Until now. And meanwhile Johnny walks. He takes such delight in the process, even laughing sometimes when he falls. He is very wise in this way. This is something I must remember as I learn my own new walk—that the journey won’t be fast and it won’t be perfect. But I will arrive. And hopefully I will have enjoyed it. And be ready to help others in their walks too.
“Parents are either bad parents or jerks,” said a friend one night after Johnny had gone to bed. I panicked for a moment, wondering which one he thought I was. Then we all started laughing and he told us about this one time as a kid when his mom made him eat the same bowl of cereal for dinner that he had refused to finish during breakfast. “It was disgusting.”
Later I found myself thinking about this conversation and wondering again, bad parent or jerk? Obviously I’d rather be a jerk than a bad parent. But that’s not the point, I told myself. I finally decided that when my friend said “bad parent” he just meant that no parent was perfect. And perhaps if you think you’re perfect…then you’re actually being kind of a jerk.
I liked this conclusion, a lot. It reminded me of how someone once said that children are like a pane of glass and parents are the smudges—some parents are messier than others but in all cases smudge up the job a bit. In other words, we do our best to be loving, kind, patient all the time but we are never perfect and our fingerprints are everywhere.
Some of us may deal with the “bad parent or jerk” conundrum by becoming Attachment Theory overachieves. Others may quit breast feeding at five months and then blame ourselves and lack of milk-producing stamina when our child comes down with a cold. In my case, it’s probably the second. But at least I still have a happy baby despite the runny nose and friends who help me feel like less of a jerk.
Here’s Johnny finishing his sweet potatoes. I promise I won’t make him eat the leftovers for breakfast.
My New Year’s resolution came to me after a grocery trip that ended with scattered peanut butter cups and a jar of baby food shattered on the ground. “Your son’s so cute,” said the check-out girl who looked young and well rested. I had chocolate stuck to the bottom of my foot after trying to clean up the mess we had just left behind. Part of me blamed the unusually narrow aisles at the Isla Vista Co-op and part of me blamed myself for not thinking about this before placing Johnny in the grocery cart with his go-go-gadget arms and wheeling him past a row of marinara sauce.
“Thank you,” I said, struck by how kind and forgiving she was being after witnessing what had just happened. Sometimes strangers are not so patient with us, as if maneuvering through life with a baby should be a whole lot easier than I was making it look. But not this girl, who smiled warmly as we rolled up and played peek-a-boo with Johnny while I searched for my wallet.
There’s no doubt that the New Year will bring moments of joy, success, and love. But there will also be times of mess and shattered glass and in those ones I hope (and resolve) to channel my inner check-out lady, offering forgiveness and kindness to myself and others.
As kids, the best Christmas was when Santa brought us Nintendo with Power Pad Olympics, which involved sprinting in place and leaping over on-screen hurdles. This meant my older sister would compete against various animals while I refreshed her water glass and acted as cheering squad until she finally beat Cheetah, bringing much honor to our household.
One year my dad insisted that Santa would like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I thought this a childish taste for a man capable of flying around the world in a single night. But I prepared the meal anyway, using the slices from the middle of the loaf and carefully setting out the finished product in the middle of the coffee table where he couldn’t miss it.
I believe I was about five years old when my aunt said to me one Christmas, “Would you like it if Snowball carried you around like that?” She was referring to the way I was holding our toy poodle on my hip like a purse. I was speechless and ashamed—it had not occurred to me that perhaps the dog, who I considered my best friend at the time, did not enjoy the position. This was a very good Christmas lesson.
No matter what, every Christmas I could count on one thing—our great Uncle Dick arriving with neon green suede shoes, proudly carrying a bag of apple pie slices from Burger King. When it was Present Time, he grinned, large warts poking out around his eyes and nose, and handed out wallets to all of the kids. Each wallet contained a five dollar bill and was purchased at what Uncle Dick always referred to as his “special store.” I liked how the “special store” never failed to give my new wallet a soft, worn in feel and a slight cigarette smell.
This Christmas Uncle Dick is in his nineties and us kids have grown and scattered, some with kids of our own. It’s funny how time passes and the holidays seem to make me more aware of this. Maybe that’s why the month of December sometimes makes my skin itch and feel like the rain is never going to end. But it does. And Johnny makes me laugh with a new dance wiggle and Dave kisses me.
Me and Johnny with his new Christmas toy—thanks papa mike!
I get stressed about the holidays over stupid stuff like the fact that most of the gifts I ordered online still haven’t arrived and maybe never will. “I wanted to call and tell you I love you in case the world ends tomorrow,” my sister said in a voice mail, referring to the Mayan prediction that cataclysmic or transformative events would occur on December 21st, 2012. It was a chilling message but very sweet and helped recenter me in a way, reminding me of what was really important about the holidays or the end of the world for that matter—saying I love you.
Johnny recently started grabbing onto me while saying “mamamama.” I get all choked up about it even though he says the same sound while reaching for our cat. I’m convinced he knows the difference. I got the same feeling the other day when we were on the playground swing together, his little head resting on my chest. It was the warmth and stillness that made it so amazing. The moment reminded me of how beautiful it all was and fleeting—our time together like this, his childhood. At ten months, he’s already almost too busy for his mama with cupboards to open, green beans to throw, lamps to wobble, computer cords to chase, books to rip apart, leaves to eat, and remote controls to chew on. So I savor these moments. In case it is the end of the world or just the holidays making it feel like that.
So thank you for the message, Michelle. I love you too.
Here’s my sister and I as little ones. I love how serious I look and how she’s winking like “yeah we got this.”
I recently took this picture of Johnny at the park where he has graduated from laying in my lap to sitting in my lap to standing in my lap to standing on the jungle gym to scooting through tunnels, crawling up steps, crawling down steps, and occasionally sliding on his belly down the slide. He also enjoys sitting in the grass and studying fallen leaves and when I say study I mean eat. I try to stop him from jamming all sorts of park debris in his mouth but boy is he sneaky and quick. There’s something about the crackle of the leaves in particular that get him going like me with Lays Potato Chips Barbeque Flavor. I just wish he was that determined and coordinated when it came to his actual food, our kitchen floor would be a whole lot cleaner.
The other day Johnny discovered the laundry room in our apartment complex which is next to one of our playgrounds. One minute he was playing in the sand and the next he was on a crawl sprint towards the laundry room like he forgot he had a load waiting in there. I followed, curious to see what he found so curious. He stopped for a moment in the doorway and then set out like he was the maintenance man, checking on various parts of the room such as the floor drain and the vending machine. Then he parked his little butt right in front of a washer so he could have prime seating on the spinning, bubbly action. After a few minutes a woman came in to switch her laundry and he stared at her with a look on his face like he was watching her conduct brain surgery. Apparently this was all very exciting and I felt a mixture of pride and embarrassment to be seen with such a laundry-enthusiast/looky-loo.
But mostly I was proud. And that’s why I love this picture so much. It reminds me of how much Johnny loves to explore the world and how much I love that about him.